One, two buckle my shoe. Three, four, I’m a whore
five, six, I like to su… I think you get the picture. This story is not as unbelievable as I would like to believe it should be.
Gateway Pundit lays out the goods for us. I’ll throw in a dash of Michelle Malkin for good measure. Gizmodo does the tech treatment of this worse-than-fiction tale.
The company is called Twisted Tees. The owner needs a titty-twister, kids don’t. Get it? Tassels, twister. I’m here all week folks. Anywho…
The designer, Suzi Warren, told ParentDish via email that “The Nipple Tassel t-shirt was designed as a response to my own distaste at seeing mini versions of sexy clothes on young children. Five-year-olds wearing slashed mini skirts and boob tubes, little thumb-sucking Britneys.” I guess that’s like wearing blackface to protest racism? Mostly Warren is doing it to make money. At least I hope that’s why. If she honestly believes that this is an effective form of protest, I’d hate to think what she’d do with an issue like health care reform.
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